hockey bro

someone who doesn’t take hockey as just a game, but also lives the lifestyle and absorbs the culture of hockey. commonly using slang terms (twig, bucket, mits, shouldys, visy, dangles ect) dressin in wife beaters, under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, topped off with i nice flat rim cap. hockey bros are commanly accompanied with there puck bunnies, and other hockey bros when headin out to parties. lax bros and hockey bros are chill with one another.

although in many cases hockey bros have been known to b violent with puck bunnies, when they find a girl to there liking they’ll beat the h-ll outta anyone who messes with him and his puck bunny.

hockey bros are some of the best, if not the best, athletes known to man kind.
sidney crosby is not a hockey bro
a hockey bro is someone who lives, breathes, and eats hockey. their life consists of checking nhl.com incessantly and watching hockey highlights. when they’re not on nhl.com they are either playing ea sports nhl 11, getting belligerently drunk, smoking a m-ssive quant-ty of weed, or chewing m-ssive quant-ties of tobacco. a hockey bro relates closely to the lax bro and are often cordial with each other.

words often used by a hockey bro are dangle, twig, snipe, bar down, biscuit, mint ice, d1 scholly, flow.
a hockey bro often wears high top sneaks with jeans or hockey sweatpants, a hockey sweatshirt of their favorite college or pro team with a flat brim hat and leather chopper gloves.
i saw this group of hockey bros walking down the street, they were talking about how they were going to play nhl 11 and get drunk all night.
where hockey is not just a sport, it’s a life style. the sc-m of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.
friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they’re the hockey bros.
someone who doesn’t just play the game of hockey but lives the life style and embraces the culture of hockey. a hockey bro uses slang terms such as twig, bucket, mits, visy, shouldy, dangles, ect, and started playin puck at a very young age.

hockey bros are usually dress in wife beaters under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, a pair of nike mids, long straggly hair, and a flat rim cap.

hockey bros are mad chill when it comes to girls, they may sleep with pieces of white trash, but can always redeem themselves with a nice catch at a party after a game. puck bunnies are commonly found with hockey bros at rinks and at hockey bro parties. hockey bros will eventually end up marrying there special puck bunny that will willing b in the kitchen 24/7 making him a sandwich.

hockey bros usually come together for a game of hard core puck, or mayb a pick up game of road puck in a driveway.

the hockey bro culture is very close wit the lax bro cultre and commonly chill wid eachother from time to time. mayb have a lax sesh or a game of puck with one another teams.

overall the hockey bro life is the way to go.
sidney crosby is not a hockey bro