Hockey stick moment
to have a “hockey stick moment” is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. a hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.
“my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her -n-s tattooed, i am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week … i am having a hockey stick moment brother …
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