Hockey Widow
2. a woman abandoned during the hockey play-off season due to pro-longed overtimes and games that end at 3 am.
3. an obsessive fan who ignores their spouse in favour of their preferred spectator sport. maybe applied to any any sport, but extreme caution should be paid if one becomes a cricket, bowling, or nascar widow.
now that the calgary flames are in the play-offs, mary will surly become a hockey widow, since she’ll never see him in bed at night.
a woman who is married to (or dating) a man who is so obsessively involved with hockey that it keeps him away from home (or he is hardly seen at home).
jennifer becomes a hockey widow every year during the hockey season because justin is the coach of the town’s bantam hockey team.
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