Hocking College


located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural ohio. this is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. school dress code: carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. to fit in you must smoke reefer. 4×4 required to reach campus.
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