Hodeider
1) an insulting word for people who save seats and/or whole rows of seats during any big premiere when the seating is first come, first serve. used mainly to keep a seat or two between the hodeider(s) and other people. this does not include saving a seat for a person who ran to the bathroom or concession stand.
2) people who saved seats and/or whole rows during the last harry potter premiere because they didn’t want to sit next to other people.
1) “look at those gryffindork hodeiders.”
2) hodeider: “sorry, this whole row is saved. they’re all just… in the bathroom?”
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