hoe helmet


have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that sh-t in her hair. by sh-t i mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(all that d-mn weave and horse/human hair). i’m talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big -ss acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much…too much to the point that she looks like a hoe
h-ll, all you have to do is walk outside. go down the way if you stay in the burbs’ to view a hoe helmet

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