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• hoodie hoe

  a girl who keeps guys around during the winter. said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally. “dude, she’s taken you’re hoodie all week long. she’s a total hoodie hoe!” “i know man! but she’s cute as h-ll.”

• Hot Brown

  a s-x act in which one individual practices f-ll-t– while another is on the toilet defecating. immediately after -rg-sm, the individual on the toilet stands up and, front-to-back, wipes his -ss on the f-ll-t– giver’s face. the hot brown is named after the famous late-night turkey dish of louisville, ky. this urban meaning for the […]

• I Can't Pick Usernames

  i can’t pick usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, tumblr. it is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and gifs. “jim, have are you following i can’t pick usernames?” “you know it, my man!”

• idkhtrtt

  “i don’t know how to respond to that” (also idkh2r2t)” basically your way of not sounding awkwardly silent when someone says something awkward and you can’t think of anything to say. girl: i’m hot :c boy: like warm or s-xy? girl: warm, i can’t judge the other one. boy: i can 😉 girl: idkhtrtt

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