hoecountant


noun

a person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prost-tutes, usually hired by a pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of “merchandise” that he currently possess. a sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such “merchandise” and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.
“i got so many hoes that i lost track.”-pimp 1
“dead-ss, what you need is a hoecountant, he’ll keep track of all that sh-t. “-pimp 2
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