hoedown piss
a hoedown p-ss is when you go to the bathroom and don’t want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your c-ck, you pull down your boxers and rest your b-lls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging p-ss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
i had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz i caught him hoe-down p-ssing in our bathroom last weekend.
(bill and steve’s conversation after bill, who was sh-tting in the stall, and steve, who was p-ssing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an arby’s bathroom together and sit down to eat)
steve: (reaching in for one of bill’s fries) can i have a fry?
bill: you can eat sh-t and die. i never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
steve: dude, its fine, i hoe-down p-ssed
bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull f-ck you.
bill and steve: (highfiving) hoedown p-ss!
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