Hoemance


a relationship between two straight females that may lead others to believe they are a couple. usually involves kissing when alcohol is present.
“whoa, get a few drinks in them and bri and megan are all over each other.”

“yeah, that’s because they have a hoemance. it’s unlike any other”
when two girls are very good friends. does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it’s about boys.
person 1: look at susie and marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
person 2: yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

person 1: look at susie and marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
person 2: yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.
the equivalent of a bromance, but for girls
jenna and kayla had such a strong hoemance
kayla, hannah, kayla and monique have a hoemance
the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic…but not lesbian.
1. the girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
girl 1: aww i love you…no h-m-.
girl 2: awww i love our hoe-mance

an epic lifelong friendship between two girls. like a bromance, but more awesome and feminine.
simone and emma have the most epic hoemance ever.
when women get together and act like hoes. such as trying to make a man in a relationship cheat, give them money, or split apart a man’s friends by saying things like “bromance” or acting like a guy having friends is “gay” or taboo. they are also not afraid of making false rape allegations to save a few bucks.
joe: “did you hear about those girls who tried to say the taxi driver s-xually -ssaulted them so they could get out of paying their cab fare?”
bob: “yeah. they got a hoemance going.”
the female version of a ‘bromance’
the two female bestfriends were in a hoemance with one another

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