Hoeology
a guide to understand hoe behavior, and hoe tendency. or the study of a hoe behavior, and hoe tendency.
1) if she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) if she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) if she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
i. if she generalize what guys she dates
ii. or if she only dates one type of guy
iii. dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
iv. believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) she is a c-ck tease potential to be a hoe
i. dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
ii. thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
iii. dress to s-xy and flaunts their gifts
5) being annoying and
i. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) dressing to much like a hoe
i. gives it up too much
7) when they become friends with you when she knows you like her
i. she flaunts your friendship
ii. tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) when she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
i. if she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
ii. when the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) if she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy
if you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… this list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
and always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
a major offered at the university of wisconsin. hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. as they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.
many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.
example: trevon hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.
trevon hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the university of wisconsin. he is a hoe-ologist.
Read Also:
- Hoe Plob
two words that rhyme with bl-w j-b. used when excitedly telling your friends how you got a bl-w j-b while there are children around. two friends at one of the guys younger sisters birthday party. guy 1 (near little boys): yo breh, so i got a hoe plob from my girlfriend yesterday on the roof […]
- Vadgindotter
vadgindotter college is an accredited university in northern pennsylvania founded in 1876. the college was started by the church of hungry amishmen as a place where students could grow intellectually in an environment that would allow them to pursue carpentry simultaneously. today, with 1,969 students, vadgindotter and its sibling school, d-ckinson, are well-respected names in […]
- Rabinder
the big kahuna. dislikes guys named lance. he will attack when least expected. also known as rb. dude!! watch out for rabinder!
- religious jew
while getting a bl-w j-b, right before -j-c-l-t-ng you shove ur p-b-s in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell mazel tov! in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting […]
- Reptite
the rept-tes are an ancient race of intelligent, reptilian creatures that evolved on the plains of the prehistoric continent. well developed before the oral tradition of humans even began, the rept-tes subjugated the other animals of the land and dwelled in caverns and stone structures. with scales and cold blood, they survived in the arid […]