hoetastic scale


rating a person from 1 – 10 on how hoetastic they are.
desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

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  • McKinley

    mckinley are sweet, stunningly beautiful, and is a burst of positive energy! mckinleys are so giving and do what they can to make you happy. they are a best kind of friend. they bring light into the world and light up a room with their energy and smile! they are without gile and pure of […]

  • m doughty

    expired pseudonym for mike doughty, used commonly when playing his part as the front man of soul coughing. “uhm natin dum m doughty snark midl-tang”

  • Messterday

    a term used to describe the day of a brutal, painful hangover when you’ve finally recovered the following day. the origin coming from the saying “i was a mess yesterday” when describing the day after a night of late partying, boozing, etc. luke: how was your weekend? joan: i went out all night on sat-rday […]

  • Midnight Alice

    an ugly girl, whose name you don’t know. midnight meaning when she looks best. she’s a midnight alice

  • Checkbooked

    when a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of p-ssing out. comes from the phrase, “more f-cked-up than my checkbook”. did you see jeff last night? he was completely checkbooked.


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