hoffice
noun – a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. derived from the words “home” and “office”.
mr. smith – “i’d like those tps reports on my desk by thursday please”
johnny fraudulent – “sure mr. smith, i’ll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you”
short for “home office”. term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
“alright, i’ll email the doc-ments when i get back to the hoffice”
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