HoFFY
i am a leet coder, i can code c, php, html, asp, perl, python. i also have a 15 inch c-ck, that all the girls love to ride. i wear gl-sses, which make me geeky. i am an irc god, everyone worrships me. i love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. i love girls. i don’t love guys. -n-l s-x is good to give, not to recive.
hoffy, may we ride your b-lls?!
hoffies are another name for a great pair of b–bs. aptly named after the hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
look at the size of the hoffies on that blond
to hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. or struggles to seal the deal.
forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
bruce pulled a hoffies with sh-lly..
didn’t anyone see paul pull a hoffies at ox braai with shiv, cl-ssic hoffies
an -sshole that likes to look at playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.
hoffy is an -sshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl
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