hoft
a combination of the words hard and soft. this refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of -rg-sm without erection.
i saw a bird p–p on someone and got hoft.
whenever i see fantasy football commercials on tv i get so hoft.
(noun): to have a half hard, half soft p-n-s that is usually present upon s-xual arousal.
“dude! when i see your mom in her short shorts, i get soooo hoft!”
“that b-tches t-ts make my c-ck hoft!”
“when your mom bends over to scrub the floor and i catch a glimpse of her -ss, it makes my d-ck hoft!”
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