hog bear
a creature residing in rural wooded areas of georgia and north florida. they are know for their remarkable ability to throw objects at very fast speeds sround corners and often at sharp 90 degree angles. the preferred weapon for throwing is a lighter’d knot. it is unknown where they keep the -rs-nal of knots, which has led many to believe that they may indeed be marsupials with a pouch that can be readily used for carrying such items. which would also lead one to believe that only the males would launch an attack as the females would likely be carrying their young. most hog bear encounters involve a drunk person or an older individual from a rural area.
watch out skeeter, that hog bear is chunking lighter’d knots.
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