Hog mount


noun: a f-cked up situation that is illogical. often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. this term is a deep south synonym for cl-ster f-ck.
guy1: hey man why don’t we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
guy2: that sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. i think i will p-ss.

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