hog tag
a hog tag is used by males or females who wish to have s-x with someone but have to lower their standards to someone heavier or ugly. they can cash in a hog tag and thereby not be made fun of for having s-x with them. you get three hog tags a year and if you don’t use them they don’t return the next year.
friend: blake i can’t believe you f-cked that ugly chick!
blake: i used a hog tag, you do what you gotta do.
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