Hojeb


when dude and michael got fed up with liscs bs, they realized that it was time to come up with a new name for her. knowing that lisc was a h-rny jewish b-tch; they figured that the name had to be difined by just that. thus “hojeb” was born.
dude143: “oh look it’s lisc.”
lisc: “i’m here boys, lets get down to buisness.”
miggz: “gtfo you f-cking hojeb.”

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