hok-ball
term invented by two close friends from fort washington, maryland for the off-white smelly granules that occasionally dislodge from the back of your throat. the scientific term for these h-llish sh-ts is tonsiliths.
i laughed so hard while driving to work that i coughed up several hok-b-lls that reeked so badly that i almost crashed as i tried to feverishly let down the window.
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