Hokey Cokey Merchant
the hcm is an ‘-ssociate’ member of alcoholics anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.the hcm will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of s-x/willpower/backbone.
they are generally to be found around reading aa meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
“knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra”
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