Hokie Stalker


virginia tech’s ‘people finder’ on the vt homepage. the perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

hokie stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
i was gonna talk to her today after cl-ss, but then i decided to just look her up on hokie stalker.

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