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holden janzen

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  when your girl’s laying on her back but isn’t in the mood and won’t let you past the sh-ll. i took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

• kiffnapping

  when you make plans and demand your loner friend actually join you. “hey, pack some clothes and come over right after work! we are kiffnapping you this weekend!” “ummm ok?”

• ledwon

  led stands for leading won stand for winning anybody who’s a ledwon is totally a leader and winner girl1: hey how come she always wins and gets to lead the team?! boy 1: she’s totally a ledwon like come on!

• roll cereal

  the act of getting high on ketamine, or “special k” “turtle and i want to roll cereal at burning man . it will make the trip.”

• pitia

  a n-gg- with a rocket launcher. did you see pitia yesterday?

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