holder-upper
one who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance
she is a holder-upper for when i am trying to pack my stuff to move.
a tool of torture where you’ve doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont – it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
the bra
h.: golly, they’ve reached your knees?
n.: yeah, gravity hates me
h.: screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!
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