holeyetis
when and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to b-tt holes. this is common in dogs due to their continuous -ss sniffing rituals. the inexperienced will inadvertently touch said b-tt orifice with one or both eyes … causing a hideous eye infection. holeyetis
what the f-ck dog. your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. why do you keep sniffing -ss so close!
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