HOLF
abbreviated version of the exclamation “holy f-ck!”
holf! those giraffes are fighting.
1 – to p-ss and sh-t in your underwear after a getting paralytic on a night out on the p-ss
2 – to -j-c-l-t-
3 – to throw up
4 – to punch somebody
1 – oh man i woke up this morning with a m-ssive hangover i can’t remember how i got home and i’d holfed in my boxers 🙁
2 – my gf stayed over last night, a few bottles of wine later and i holfed all over her t-ts
3 – i think i ate a dodgy kebab cos after i ate it i holfed about 20 times
4 – geezer was getting all in my face last night so i holfed him and broke his nose
slang
house
shall you extend to mi holf
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