Holiday Beard
the lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. this can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.
“hey man, ur dads grown an awesome holiday beard.”
“i know yer, he’s so lazy”
when a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.
“it’s too hot to shave here, i’ll just grow a holiday beard”
the girl (or guy) you take to your parent’s house over the holidays ’cause you’re not ready to come out of the closet yet. see beard.
“yeah, i’m going to jim’s folk’s house this christmas…apparently, i’m his holiday beard.”
a date a h-m-s-xual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their h-m-s-xuality.
may not be their regular beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.
“hey dude, who’s that chick your brother’s with? i thought he was gay?”
“oh, he hasn’t come out to our parents yet, so that’s just his holiday beard.”
a person, not one’s significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.
jeannie isn’t really interested in dating that guy, he’s just her holiday beard.
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