Holiday Belly
the medical disease that corresponds with all major holidays. involving an increase in surface area for a person’s belly, this disease is highly contagious and is usually spread at family gatherings. symptoms include drowsiness, lethargy, loss of self esteem, an increase in food purchases, and sometimes even comatose. early signs involve tighter waistlines and/or constant loosening of belts. there is no known cure for this disease at the time of this writing.
paul, “wow is melissa pregnant?”
joe, “no, but she’s def caught the holiday belly…”
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