Holiday Body
during the cl-ster of back to back holidays (after or starting from oktoberfest , thanksgiving, christmas, new years eve and the chinese new year even valentine’s). one may experience over eating and excessive consumption from obligatory social and or familial affairs which may lead to or result to m-ffin top and excessive weight gain up to reported average of 12 pounds. thus in result of the “holiday” body.
colleague: why are not working from home and not come to the office anymore?
me: .. over skype chat – i have holiday body, can’t fit into my skinny jeans without making my m-ffin top more pr-nounced.
colleague: whatever!
me: 🙁
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