holiday h.i.v
the problem only unlucky b-st-rds get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the sh-thole
what did you do on the weekend
nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
holiday h.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off
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