holiday home-wrecker
the fat ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.
the holiday home-wrecker is at it again. i told her she should try and spread holiday cheer i didn’t mean spread her legs.
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