holiday pig
a relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every thanksgiving and christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating sh-tty food.
a relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every thanksgiving and christmas with them doing the same d-mn thing.
my dad’s asking me about what i’m doing for thanksgiving ; and it’s august. what a holiday pig.
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