Holiday Popper
the holiday popper, is when its that time of year, yes folks christmas. and it just so happens you’re so broke because of all the holiday shopping that you had to ask your mom for one of her menthols to hit a popper, which will also be the worst popper you ever end up hitting. (look at popper to see definition)
thus now you have the holiday popper, menthol cigarette, with marijuana using a bong, to hit a popper.
me: mom…. can i please have a cig…. i am broke from holiday shopping…
mom: ya sure have one of my menthols
me, 5 minutes later: wow… this holiday popper just wasn’t worth it 🙁
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