Holman

s-xiest rare name ever. the kind of people that have this name is one of a kind.
“saying holman just gives me an -rg-sm in my pants,” said sarah.

“omg its holman,” kim faints.
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a growing community (though still relatively small) of mostly hicks and twilight fangirl emos. the school has about 2-3 openly gay boys, and about half of the girls say they are bis-xual as a way to gain attention. most of the kids in the school have some sort of substance abuse problem. dip and cigarettes are very popular amongst these teenagers. there are about 5 black people in the whole town, mostly white, but a lot of hmong people as well. the town is filled with racisim and general intolerance, but is getting better.
“eww, it smells like sh-t!”
“yeah we just drove through holmen, wisconsin.”
“oh, that explains all the minority carcases surrounded by dip tins…”
“yeah, and some big hick was f-cking a cow back there too.”
holmen

a holmen is an axtremely cool person, who have lots of money and will own your life if u mess with him.
you can often see a holmen in the jungle or at the top of mount everest.
a holmen has always something funny to say, and if he gets tired he will ask a random person for there house and buy it. and then when he is done with the house, he sells it for 10 dolla dolla bill yall so hobos/geigers/prost-tutes can buy it.

last word from a holmen victim. ” dont mess with a holmen he is cray, and will kick your nuts in” ” oh believe me ive been there”

some known facts about a holmen:

a holmen is always prepared

a holmen will never give up

a holmen is the best holmen

dont try a holmen if youre not a holmen

a geiger can never be a holmen

holmen “eierdeglett” in latin. means best boi eu. are from the land in the north of china, or more from the village hidden in the awesomeness. there was a hero called eirich el holmen and was a god in this village. one day a poisenous sloth came by and tried to kill the whole village with a spoon. then almighty eirich el holmen stomped the sloth. so after that many people took the name “holmen”
examples:

“oh sh-t n-gg-, theres a holmen we bettah not mess with him”

“i hope that holmen dont buy my house”

“finally a holmen who can save us!”

“is there anny holmen around here? i need some help”

“where the h-ll is holmen?”
means person with incredibly hairy groin.
oh man, i’m a holman.
something so stupid it makes one stop believing in g-d, or makes one an athiest. also can be something that is so stupid it makes one have psychotic thoughts about killing and desecrating the corpse of the person who said it.
“that idea is so holman, i’m going the employee that thought of it, find out where they live, and operate on him while he’s still alive as a form of torture, and then to finish him off strangle him with his own intestines.”