Holmdel High School


holmdel high school: hhs also known as the worst place on earth… it’s a living h-ll. there’s absolutily nothig to do.

more than half of the students are preppy white rich spoiled -ssholes who haven’t worked a day in their lives. the teachers turn into heartless monsters from dealing with them almost everyday from their sad g-d given lives.

since the school and town is so god d-mn boring, when something goes the slightest bit wrong boom the principle, the vice principles, the hall monitors, the middle school staff, parents, everyone jumps into action as if someone were about to blow up the school… it’s beyond ridiculous.
holmdel high school is only liked by 2 types of people ,people who don’t know outside of holmdel and have lived here their whole lives and parents since holmdel high school is in the “top 250” in the nation (becusse all of the smart -ss asians) . holmdel and holmdel high school is one big huge f-cking joke… oh and the parties are just horrendous i can’t even rant about that
1-what school do you go to?

2-holmdel high school

1-oh so you’re rich and white?
a horrible place that is filthy, ugly, and the hallways smell like the bathrooms. teachers here are known to be some of the most uptight in the area and will ruin your life throughout your 4 dreadful years here. there’s even a gym teacher that makes his students write essays for his cl-ss. the vice princ-p-l seems to enjoy giving detentions to innocent students that just want to have some fun and make the best out of the situations they are given. the people here are tools and will make your life miserable for all 4 years you are here. they are not friendly in the slightest bit, and they are rude and obnoxious. the athletic programs are some of the worst run in the area, and the athletic director is overpayed and he is the biggest d-ck you ever meet. if you have the opportunity to go to school somewhere else, do it!
holmdel high school is the worst place on the face of the earth

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