holsters
a very annoying troll in the game combat arms that hangs out in golf channel 2. he used to be in alpha 1 until nexon added clearance levels.
he goes on and on about religious bullsh-t.
holsters: the apocalypse will not only bring pain, but also knowlage.
me: sdfu holsters
random noob: someone gift me a black key!
used usually with a bandolier for carrying tequila and shot gl-sses out on the roof
i watched as a naked girl with a tequila holster pours tequila to a man
more known as a gun, holster is the cooliest kid on the block, around the block, inside the block, over it, under it, and outside the block. she loves tim and jerm more than she hates animals, and that’s a lot. she comes off as a stunning soft chick, but she can make you shut your mouth if you p-ss her off. but the most important of all, she’s best friends with two kids tht aren’t even one millionth of as cool as she is. named tim and jerm. if she wasn’t in existance, neither would tim and jerm. they come as one.
tim: yo holster is the $h!+.
person 1: isn’t that a gun?
jerm: i dunno, chief.
tim: omg she’s the coolest b-tch on the planet! if you don’t know her then gtfo!
to wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the p-n-s through for support, thus a holster. preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. quite ideal for bl-wj-bs or holding up large p-n-s’.
“dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schl-ng from hanging out the bottom of his shorts.”
“my girlfriend was having trouble keeping my d-ck in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster.”
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