holten


a “holten” is a foul beast living in “holtskogen” in the little town called “klæbu”.
i got eaten by a holten today 🙁
he has the power.
“so i saw some random guy in the hall today and noticed he had the swag of a fendi carpet… he was wearing dollar bills for pants!”

“yeah how is holten these days?”

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