Holy christ on a crotch!
a more “embellished” phrase of the cl-ssic saying “holy sh-t”!
an example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to ill-strate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a cr-p about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) “holy christ on a crotch! you almost got pancaked by that car!”
2) “holy christ on a crotch, ‘huff’, thats a lotta stairs!”
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