holy church pants


torn/ripped/patched (holy) jeans that may cost $300 or more per pair and look like they are ready for the trashcan at date of purchase.
martha: “ted needs a new pair of jeans; his are full of holes.”
tina: “they are new; they’re his holy church pants.”

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