Holy Fucking Jesus


an expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.
holy f-cking jesus!, that woman isn’t a woman…it’s a whale!

Read Also:

  • Home Depot Hooker

    (noun) a person usually male, standing at the entrance of home depot waiting for someone to stop and offer cash in exchange for work. as i pulled in to home depot i was greeted by a horde of home depot hookers looking for a quick buck.

  • hooshmonger

    deriving from the word hoo, “which is the moniker given to the virginia cavaleirs, whom are know to have frequent dry skin episodes, especially on their rears. patrick watts your lips are chapped like a hooshmonger.

  • Hoover Remover Maneuver

    when you slap a chick off your d-ck to get her to stop suckin it example: get off b-tch! or i’ll use the hoover remover maneuver. keeps the pimp hand strong!

  • Horizontal Tweet

    using twitter in bed instead of sleeping. usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed. @unmarketing: and when i said “going to sleep” i meant i’m going to tweet horizontally. this is a horizontal tweet.

  • hornificating

    to attempt to make someone h-rny she continued the hornificating for hours until i couldnt take it anymore and we had hot steamy s-x.


Disclaimer: Holy Fucking Jesus definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.