Holy Hand Grenade

1) monty python: a hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. instructions: pull pin, count to three, throw.

2) worms: most powerful weapon ever. or at least the coolest. a parody of the monty python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn’t be reckoned with.
1)and saint attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, ‘oh, lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ and the lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large…

2) wurmz_masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha
the preferred weapon of g-d, set to exploded after 3 seconds (not 4, nor 2, 5 is way out), and always kills the target.
we have the holy hand grenade!
the holy weapon of m-ss destruction.
watch out for the bunny or i’ll throw the holy handgrenade!

the holy handgrenade of antioc.
codenamed: “rabbit killa'” a device of m-ss destruction engineered and developed by monty python.
thou shelt lob thy holy hand grenade at the foe, only after the count of 3.
first you pour diet c-ke in a girls v-g-n-. then you grab a handful of mentos and fist f-ck her for a count of three. do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. five is right out. then get the h-ll out of the way.
“the other day i was fisting my girl and she said ‘hey, let’s try something kinky’ so i gave her the holy hand grenade. i was cleaning diet c-ke off of my walls for three days.