Holy Sanchez
when g-d smears sh-t on your face for not worshipping him. if you’re a blasphemer and ever woken up with sh-t all over your face, that’s g-d saying “gotcha, b-tch.”
…and now, o ye priests, this commandment is for you.
if ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the lord of hosts, i will even send a curse upon you, and i will curse your blessings: yea, i have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. behold, i will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. and ye shall know that i have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with levi, saith the lord of hosts.
– malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don’t believe it)
richard dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with sh-t smeared on his face. alas, he knew the lord had given him the holy sanchez.
when g-d smears sh-t on your face for not worshipping him. if you’re a blasphemer and ever woken up with sh-t all over your face, that’s g-d saying “gotcha, b-tch.”
…and now, o ye priests, this commandment is for you.
if ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the lord of hosts, i will even send a curse upon you, and i will curse your blessings: yea, i have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. behold, i will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. and ye shall know that i have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with levi, saith the lord of hosts.
– malachi 2:1-4
richard dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with sh-t smeared on his face. alas, he knew the lord had given him the holy sanchez.
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