Holy Testicle Tuesday


epithet/curse, originally said in mandarin chinese, as part of a firefly episode. basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . in chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said “shun-sheng duh gao-wahn”
upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

steve: are these all yours?
joan: yep. collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
steve: holy t-st-cl- tuesday!
joan: thanks!
1 more definition
an expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. it basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones t-st-cl-s become holy. no one knows the origin, or the actual date the t-st-cl-s become holy, but, we do know for sure that it’s a tuesday. and thats just crazy.
me: john i just finished the rest of the beer.
john: holy t-st-cl- tuesday.
me: no it’s sat-rday.

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