holy tits


a phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. similar to holy sh-t.
holy t-ts! that girl is a guy?!
the br–sts of a nun or other female member of the clergy. this expression is most commonly used when your buddy decides to drive like he is dale earnhardt himself.
josh, “hey, we should go left!”
-tires squeal as josh yanks the car into a power slide-
sarah, “holy t-ts!”
a phrase that is more socially acceptable than “holy sh-t!” most of the time… occasionally…
(fast forward to 12/23/2012…maybe)

the human race: “holy t-ts!”

a portmanteau of ‘holy sh-t’ and plain old ‘t-ts’ that expresses great surprise or shock.
holyt-ts, that girl is hot!

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