Home Depot
hoe-m d-poe 1 . a large warehouse providing building materials for the construction industry 2. considered a co-workers garage of which is stockpiled with stolen materials from local construction sites as well as his/her own employer 3. place where cheap labor, ie mexicans, can be purchased at a low cost and employed for physically demanding jobs of which pennies can be barterd for services. see also; beaner, wetback, tijuana river rat.
1.
john doe has to purchase lumber to frame up a wall from home depot, and will consider hiring a mexican to clean up the mess when the project is complete.
2.
john doe : why do i constantly steal materials that customers pay for and fill my garage with them, im practically running a home depot from my garage.
juan doe : i like carne asada.
3.
john doe : i have to dig a trench in my backyard.
jane doe : you should go to home depot and hire a mexican to work for table scr-ps.
the mexican employment agency
pedro: “hey juan, lets go get a job”
juan: “to home depot!!”
the hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.
g-d d-mn that b-st-rds past a tool shed he’s a f-cking home depot. holy sh-t.
(v.) to do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you’re divorced, which is why you’re too cheap to call a handyman. to diy.
i couldn’t home-depot my way out of that one, so i had to call roto-rooter and put it on visa.
a place (club, bar, etc.) full of tools.
there were so many douchebag tools coming out of the club… frickin’ home depot tonight.
the biggest type of tool that someone can be
me: see that guy with the popped collar?
you: yes he is a home depot
a big-orange mistake.
i work at home depot in baton rouge, louisiana and it’s a complete regret. it’s a joke, i don’t know how these places stay open or receive any sort of industry acclaim, i mean, really people…
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