home on the ranch


when you hollow out a cuc-mber and fill it with ranch before inserting it in ones -n-s. then squeezing the excess ranch out of the cuc-mber filling you with creamy goodness.
“hey sally, why do you smell like a salad?”
“because i was home on the ranch last night.”

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