home pie


a man’s wife, who knows her place, and keeps it warm for him. (the place, not “the pie” ha ha)
yo, home pie, i’ll be home at 6:00, have my pork chops ready.

my misty gets more freaky than my home pie.
it’s the new homefry
“sup man?”
“not much homefry”

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