home safety monitoring


time people spend at other people’s houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. but it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. n-body likes to be called a d-mn babysitter anymore. it’s called home safety monitoring instead!
girl 1: so you’re stuck babysitting tonight?
girl 2: nah b-tch. i hate being called a babysitter! i’m home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

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