home schooler

1.) one who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social r-t-rd.

2.) easily confused with “home schooled kid” which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
fred: dude, i was in the mall today and i walked p-ssed this kid who was a total r-t-rd who hikes his pants way up… he looked like an idiot.

ted: yeah… he was probably a home schooler….
some kid who p-ss-ed out on regular school or a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, world of warcraft and social deprivation. also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke i knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). one search on urban dictionary will reveal lot’s of home schoolers b-tching out the world how “they actually have facebook and stuff!”
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. i can’t say i would enjoy endless black ops 2 more than talking to real humans. then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

person 1 “aren’t you a home schooler?”
person 2 “you idiot i have twitter and facebook and youtube and i buy cool clothes and i talk to real people so you can forget your stupid stereotypes!!!!!”
person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

by having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
can be any of the following :

a a super nerd.
b a person who in socially awkward
c a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons*

d a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like “l” from death note. and after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap

e a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to -ssociate with them, often the inventors of “the next big thing”

warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.
setting : public school

john : hi

ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.

john : your wierd

ex-home school-er : dont insult me! *breaks johns arm*

the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental inst-tution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.
there are two types. either extremely happy and spazzy and thinks everyone is his friend, or quietly keeps to himself and thinks of everyone as below him.
generally speaking,
someone who lacks social skills, always has one or 5 too many b-ttons done up, has to ask a parent before using “the search engine”, wears crew socks, is not vegetarian, has youtube blocked on his computer, and has never been with more than 1 kid his own age at once.
public schooler: haha did you hear/see that kid. he’s probably a homeschooler
totally annoying people! they wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. they usually have pet chickens. the phrase “jesus freak” is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. they p-ss in a room that is not attached to their house. they also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.
yo, that home-schooler dresses like napoleon dynamite. his sh-t definitely ain’t bizalley.
there are two different types.

ninja homeschoolers (i.e. people who don’t have a say in the matter, and are forced against their will to be homechooled, and, if you don’t know them, you can’t tell if they are homechooled. they usually wear cool clothes, and have good social lives, and are pretty trendy.

then there are the scary (almost mormon) homeschoolers. who have no social life until collage, wear khaki or bluejean skirts and nearly bellbottom jeans, and polos, and only care about their grade, and their only friends are their siblings.

by the way!! immma ninja homechooler so suck it
person one: so, where do you go to school?
ninja homeschooler: at my house!! it’s freekin r-t-rded!

person one: hi!

stereotypical homeschooler: um… hi? look i have to go work on my science project…
basically, all the stereotypes you’ve ever heard about these people are true. they don’t know how to dress, are virgins, and usually wish they lived in an earlier era where women wore corsets and people had slaves. they often correct people’s english and hate the government. you can tell someone is homeschooled because they are super defensive about it whether you have attacked them or not.
homeschooler: (shouts to general public) “not all homeschoolers are socially awkward!”
normal person: “i didn’t say anything! who are you?”