home shopping network
a tv shopping show. mostly has useless cr-p n-body would ever need.
the best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. atleast they don’t sell sega products.
the perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless sh-t on her husband’s credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. i’ll buy it!!
peg bundy’s favorite place to shop.
a station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells – particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.
i bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network … what a snag.
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